Overthinking Kills. Execution Wins.

$100. 30 Minutes. One Slap That Changes Everything.

You’ve read enough books. You’ve downloaded enough apps.

You’re not dead because you don’t know.

You’re dead because you don’t execute.

The 12-Minute Shift: Act live by minute 12 or I refund you.

People who thought this wouldn’t work said this:

“I’ve done therapy, coaching, courses… I was sure this would be another $100 mistake. It wasn’t.”

- Kat, ADHD Copywriter

“By minute 12, I’d already taken action on the thing I’d been avoiding for 3 months.”

- Zara, Multipassionate Weirdo

This isn’t coaching. It’s combat.

One call.
We kill your chaos.
You leave clear, ruthless, and moving.

Book now. Or stay dead in excuse hell.

For brilliant women ready to stop self-blaming & start moving.

  • End the shame spiral.

  • Trade sensitivity for bold execution.

  • Leave clear, not crushed.

For high-achieving men who hate fluff & love clarity.

  • Kill bottlenecks on the spot.

  • Reclaim ruthless momentum.

  • Walk out with a machete plan, not a journal.

Pick your slap. Kill your chaos. Leave alive.

Need more before you move? Scroll.

(But just know: if you’re scrolling, you're stalling.)

Who’s Behind the Slap?

Yes, that’s a suit. No, I don’t play by the rules.

I solve what others can’t.

  • The Execution Architect. The man who kills chaos for ADHD minds who can’t stand fluff and excuses.

  • I’m not a therapist. I’m the slap you needed 6 months ago.

  • Former ADHD app founder. Current chaos killer.

  • If you’ve tried everything and you’re still stuck, I built this for you.

  • Don’t worry, I’ve coached messier people than you.

STILL DEAD? READ THIS. (Long Form Begins)

THE SLAP: WHAT YOU GET

$100. 30 Minutes. Lifetime Shift.

✔ Smash your #1 bottleneck

✔ Build a 7-day no-fluff execution plan

✔ Do the first hard thing LIVE on the call

✔ Leave with velocity, not vibes

✔ Walk out as the person who actually executes

✔ If it sucks, I refund you before you finish the sentence

You will execute or be exposed.

There is no middle.

WHO BOOKS THIS?

- ADHDers who’ve outgrown planners

- Founders drowning in genius and tabs

- Rebels who ghost themselves

- Visionaries with no traction

- Students buried in tabs & guilt

- Multipassionate misfits stuck circling the start line

If therapy, journaling, or a coach with soft eyes could fix you—

they would’ve by now.

This is for people who are done talking about it.

  • "Everyone thought I’d be great. I disappeared instead."

    Who You Are: Once the golden child, now the phantom. You’ve got brilliance buried under years of avoidance. You ghost people, goals, even yourself.

    What’s Killing You: You’re terrified of disappointing people—so you disappear. You want to re-enter the world but fear you’ve lost your spark.

    How I Help: I slap you back into motion. We build a frictionless re-entry plan. You show up without shame. Execute without ego.

  • "I’m good at too many things and none of them feel real."

    Who You Are: Multipotentialite. Scanner. Talented and tormented. Your identity is split between 5 passions—and you’re tired of circling the start line.

    What’s Killing You: Decision paralysis. You second-guess every move, afraid of wasting your gift on the "wrong" thing.

    How I Help: I slice through your options like a machete. You’ll choose powerfully, move without regret, and finally ship your genius.

  • "If it’s not perfect, it doesn’t count."

    Who You Are: Smart. Capable. Secretly drowning. You hit home runs but never feel like a winner. You overprepare, then freeze.

    What’s Killing You: Fear of mediocrity. Shame over half-finished dreams. You’d rather sabotage than ship something flawed.

    How I Help: I burn the perfection loop. We build dirty, fast, and loud. You’ll finally learn to win ugly.

  • "I ran hard for 10 years. Now I’m wrecked."

    Who You Are: You were the grinder, the achiever, the unstoppable force. Now you’re staring at walls, wondering where the fire went.

    What’s Killing You: You have no off-switch. You burned the candle at both ends, and now everything feels meaningless.

    How I Help: We reignite—without the burnout loop. I build momentum around rest, not rage. You rise again, sustainably.

  • "I get things done—but I’m always clenched inside."

    Who You Are: The calendar killer. You hit every deadline but live in fight-or-flight. Your body is tired. Your mind won’t shut up.

    What’s Killing You: You overperform to silence your fear. Everything you achieve still feels like not enough.

    How I Help: We separate pressure from performance. I help you execute from clarity, not crisis. You move without the tight chest.

  • "I’m always doing… but nothing’s ever done."

    Who You Are: You're fast, funny, full of ideas—and drowning. You keep 87 tabs open in your brain, and still feel behind.

    What’s Killing You: You confuse activity with progress. Chaos is your default, even when you’re "being productive."

    How I Help: We kill the noise. You get one system. One focus. One finish line. You’ll move faster by doing less.

  • "I have brilliant ideas, but I never launch."

    Who You Are: You’re a thinker. A dreamer. A deck-drafting night owl. You’ve got notebooks full of gold—but zero output.

    What’s Killing You: The launch feels too vulnerable. Better to stay hidden than risk rejection.

    How I Help: We build in public. You ship before you're ready. I slap your brilliance into daylight.

  • "I’m trying to stay grounded… but I still need to win."

    Who You Are: You meditate, journal, visualize… and still grind until you crash. Your soul wants peace. Your ego wants proof.

    What’s Killing You: You’re torn between inner calm and outer success. You want to win—but not lose yourself.

    How I Help: I harmonize your hustle. You move from aligned urgency, not panic. You stay sacred while shipping.

  • "I care too much and it’s killing me."

    Who You Are: You hold space for everyone. The fixer. The feeler. You lead, love, and leak.

    What’s Killing You: Burnout by emotional absorption. You collapse after holding everyone else up.

    How I Help: I build fierce boundaries that protect your power. You’ll still lead—but without leaking.

  • "Everyone thinks I’m fine. I’m not."

    Who You Are: You look successful. You sound stable. But inside, it’s chaos. You don’t ask for help because no one sees the cracks.

    What’s Killing You: The weight of your own image. The isolation of high-functioning pain.

    How I Help: I see through the mask. No judgment. No fluff. Just systems that work—and a coach who gets it.

     

Which Slap Archetype Are You?

You Found Yourself. Now Find Your Fire.

You just read yourself in those archetypes.

That wasn’t an accident. You’re not lazy. You’re not broken.
You’re just stuck in a world that was never built for your mind.

One session. One slap. One shift.

30 minutes. $100.
By minute 12, you’ll already be moving—or I refund you.

Choose your path:

🦋 ButterflySlap

For ADHD women ready to stop self-blaming & start moving.

Empathetic, bold, & built for your brain.

⚔️ ExecutionSlap

For high-achieving men who hate fluff & love clarity.

Kill bottlenecks. Reclaim momentum.

Or still thinking? Read this:

“Every time I thought ‘I’ll wait,’ I lost 3 more weeks.
This is the first thing that actually worked.”
– Sam, ADHD Architect & Perfectionist-In-Recovery

Stuck brains loop. Slapped brains launch.

STILL HESITATING?

Let’s talk about your brain:

• “What if I’m too chaotic?”

→ Great. That’s who this is built for.

• “What if I’ve failed before?”

→ Perfect. You’re finally warmed up.

• “What if this doesn’t work?”

→ It will. Because we do it together in real time.

• “What if I cry?”

→ Good. That’s your ego bleeding.

• “What if I don’t like being pushed?”

→ I don’t push. You hold yourself to your values -

I just enforce the rules you set.

 

THE MOMENT OF CHOICE

Right now, your brain has two tabs open:

1. Book this.

2. Go back to pretending next Monday is the one.

You know how this story ends.

No one is coming.

Your potential is screaming at you.

Slap back.

Real People, Real Shifts

“I honestly thought I was too weird and chaotic for anything to work on me.

Turns out I just needed the right slap. I left the call laughing and finally moving.”

M, Chaotic Genius

“I was scared I’d feel dumb or judged.

Instead, I felt seen, slapped, and finally clear.

It was like someone took a machete to the jungle in my brain.”

- Drew, Founder & Reluctant Human

“I build systems for a living. I almost didn’t book because the page looked insane.

But this was the fastest, most brutal clarity session I’ve ever had.

You don’t need polish. You need fire.”

- T, CEO of a fintech startup

30 minutes.

$100.

No excuses.

  • Because those make you talk.
    This makes you move.
    You’ll take action on your #1 block live—on the call.
    No vibe-chasing. Just real execution. Fast.

  • If I don’t deliver a real shift by minute 12, I refund you on the spot.
    You’re not paying for time. You’re paying for combustion.

  • Perfect. That’s my job.
    Within the first 5 minutes, we’ll name the real block—together.
    You’ve never been this clear, this fast.

  • Then we slap the freeze. Together.
    This isn’t performative productivity.
    This is trauma-aware, action-first execution.

  • It only works on chaos.
    The more you spiral, the better this works.
    This was designed inside ADHD.

  • That’s not weakness. That’s your ego cracking.
    I don’t judge—I extract your power.
    You’ll leave laughing, breathing, and finally moving.

  • We build your next 7 days live.
    No bullet journal BS—just one savage plan you’ll actually follow.
    It sticks because you made it. I just lit the fuse.

  • When you get your money back. No questions.
    But here’s what usually happens:
    You leave mid-call to do the thing.

  • That’s why I offer 3-session packs.
    The first slap builds momentum.
    The next three build systems so you don’t crash again.

  • No.
    This is anti-fluff, anti-coddle, and anti-fake-discipline.
    I don’t care about hustle porn—I care about your next 7 days.
    Execution doesn’t need hype. Just a match.

Still Think This Is BS? Read On.

Yes, You Can Ask the Boring Stuff Too.

  • Phone, always.
    I will call you for each session.

  • Yes.
    I’ll drop a full clarity doc after the call with:
    • Your bottleneck
    • Your system
    • Your 7-day execution plan

  • Yes. I recommend it.
    I don’t gate anything. You paid, it’s yours.

  • You get what’s left of your 30 minutes.
    That’s it.
    This is a slap, not a cuddle. Be on time.

  • Right now, I open slots 2–3 weeks ahead max.
    Book fast. Slots disappear.

  • Yes.
    You’ll get an email + text reminder 24 hours and 1 hour before.
    No ghosting allowed.

  • “Can I reschedule or cancel?”

    Yes—up to 24 hours before.
    After that? No refunds. I protect my time like you should protect yours.

  • All the time.
    I coach clients in NYC, Paris, Singapore, London, LA.
    Just check the time zone before booking.

  • Credit/debit via Stripe/PayPal (secure checkout).
    No Venmo. No Zelle. No barter. No BS.

  • You’ll get:

    1. A confirmation email

    2. Pre-call questions to focus the slap

    3. Your 30-min chaos-killing session

    4. A clarity doc with your custom system

    5. A link if you want to book a 3-pack or deeper sprint

You’re Either Booking or Looping

You’ve read the page.
You’ve read the FAQ.
You’re not confused. You’re hesitating.
And that’s the very problem you came here to kill.

You either book the call…
Or you keep collecting reasons.

There is no middle.

LEGAL & DISCLAIMERS

Not therapy. Not coaching. Not coddling.

This is a clarity crowbar for dangerously gifted brains.

If you become unstoppable after this—that’s on you.

Choose Your Chaos Flavor

Not everyone needs the same slap.

Pick the one built for your brand of death:

🦋 ButterflySlap

For ADHD women ready to stop self-blaming & start moving.

Empathetic, bold, & built for your brain.

⚔️ ExecutionSlap

For high-achieving men who hate fluff & love clarity.

Kill bottlenecks. Reclaim momentum.

The lost stay lost.


The ego captains their own Titanic.


You die in loops - like everyone else who avoids pain and complains.

© 2025 Henry Lam - Holistic Performance ADHD Coach | Not therapy. Just fire.